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The Titular Project

by The Enigmatic Foe

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1.
She knows what I’m thinking Don’t expect to do the things you want to do There’s nowhere to place it Not a bin so you can throw it all away There’s a sneaky suspicion she won’t notice if it’s there Another bottle or can or a wrapper on the ground But mother nature is going to beat the living daylights out of me I’m wandering aimless in a world of forests, plants and shrubs and trees Beautifully lethal if you touch, or eat, or pick them off the ground I’m highly allergic, I’ll break out with a rash Some call it justice Nature kicked me in the ass Yeah mother nature is going to beat the living daylights out of me
2.
It’s tragic for the many things that distract me It’s getting harder to remain for the many things that abuse me I’m getting nowhere, I’m getting nowhere Do you know how it feels? I’m getting lost in slippery fields It’s lonely due to holy separation It’s lovely, appealing in attraction I’m stepping lightly, I’m stepping lightly Do you know how it feels? I’m tripping over slippery fields
3.
We used to play A warming family gathering and I could be whatever I wanted They used to touch with fond caress and they would speak in gentle voices It used to be a slip and slide, or sidewalk stands Now mom and dad just speak with their hands I’m staring through the eyes of a child Staring through a window at the excitement on the lawn The fun and games are put away until next i come to visit From vibrant green, to shades of brown Each season painful to remember It used to be a pile of leaves, or white snowman Now mom and dad just speak with their hands I’m staring through the eyes of a child Staring through a window at the excitement on the lawn
4.
You rode along patiently sitting in the back of the car Taking you to your new destination where you can feel released No one will persecute you for loving the creeps No one will persecute you for loving the creeps When you wake from your slumber, I’ll be by your side When you ask what I’m doing... I’m just watching you sleep I’m just watching you sleep Are you regretting your loving the creeps? Are you regretting your loving the creeps? I’m just watching you sleep, I’m just watching you sleep Just go to sleep, just go to sleep
5.
Oh, my lady she’s wearing Versace Lines cascading and curving around me A twinkle sparks from each perfect sequin She’s made of starlight And once I get my sight back I’ll take her to a movie That one with Kevin Pollack I wish I could remember But she is so distracting She’s made of starlight And once I get sight back I’ll introduce my parents It normally would be simple but I can’t recall the address Don’t bother with the phone book ‘cause I’m dazzled by your radiance I don’t think I should be driving I’m a deer caught in your headlights but you want see that movie that one with Kevin Pollack She’s made of starlight
6.
She’s in the back and I’m getting nowhere Trying to make small talk What’s her name...where she’s from... She smiled and said she’s "from the hills" I said which one, there’s quite a few She just said she’s "from the hills" We stopped at a Stuckey's for a greasy spoon dinner She went to the bathroom and left me to pay the tab When I went to find her I came up with nothing So now I travel to find the girl who’s from the hills
7.
Momma's Boy 02:09
So sweet, he’s unbelievable It’s inconceivable! Could be true? She found the impossible: an unflappable debonair Still no matter what she thinks or what she feels Every man is the same, here’s how it is: She got felt up by a momma’s boy Still no matter what she thinks or what she feels Every man is the same, here’s how it is: She got knocked up by a momma’s boy
8.
The junk is kicking in and I'm feeling it again I'm worse off than before The junk is kicking in and I'm feeling it again I'm worse off than before I tried to write a song, now the chords are going wrong and I feel you every day The junk is kicking in
9.
She’s got a choice to make Someone's life is on the line It’s gone in the blink of an eye or the click of a castanet She’s got a choice to make Goobers or Raisinets? But Donna don’t care, Donna don’t care She’s got a choice to make Someone's future’s at stake Actions speak faster than words, you cannot be discreet She’s got a choice to make for her bread is it white or wheat? But Donna don’t care, Donna don’t care
10.
She turned to me and asked what I was thinking of “About our love?” she said, “or someone up above?” “did something funny happen while you were at work?” She turned to me and asked what I was thinking of and all I said was “one of the Dakotas” Now every night just before we go to sleep she never asks me what I think or what I dream she knows the answer before I start to speak It’s always about “one of the Dakotas”
11.
Don't you tell me how to live my life I'll stick to mine, you stick to yours Maybe I like being miserable that's why I want to stay indoors No I don't wanna go outside to play with all the other kids it doesn't matter either way because I'm here to stay Parking lots appear so dismal in the middle of the spring Flowers shine only on Saturdays at the dark end of the street Days creep by just like a traffic jam Do you know the boy I am? Find it harder just to crack a smile Stay with me but for awhile Tell me how can you be cheerful 'cause it's raining now Water beads snake down the window pane like the pain inside my heart I'm sick and tired of playing Monopoly and the Quija board's not conjuring What is left I should be dreaming? Dreaming of the things to come? I don't wanna go outside to play with all the other kids I didn't catch...what did you say? It's Lucky Puppy Fun Day Now I wanna go outside to play with all the other kids You marked it on my calendar and all my troubles fade away It's Lucky Puppy Fun Day Just like the smile upon your face, I thank you for reminding me It only happens once a year, I wish it could be every day It's Lucky Puppy Fun Day

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released September 4, 2005

Jared Colinger - vox, guitar, bass, loops

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The Enigmatic Foe Knoxville, Tennessee

With sharp lyrics, the playful pop bite of the best of the 70s and 80s, and the kind of self-deprecation usually reserved for a Woody Allen movie, Jared Colinger's lyrics run the gamut from the joy of new love to disillusionment with the old, from wanting to like yourself to being afraid of what we have in our minds.

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